A friend has solicited help in tracking down male dancers for a bachelorette party. After searching the Internets, I found a site that helps you find strippers that will come to you. That same site hinted that depending on your location, you could find "novelty dancers."
The vague term covers everything from fat women in French maid dresses to fat guys in overalls. There's a certain theme there. But then I noticed on a related site that you can get something a little different for your bachelor/bachelorette party.
A midget.
Now, the sites I found don't outright say whether the individual would be stripping, but all signs point to no. Instead, these people would be there to hang out for the night. Essentially, they're your escorts. And not in the "Client Number Nine" kind of way. They're just little guys (and gals, I'm guessing) who for that night are part of your posse.
The only sites I could find for renting midget companions were for companies based in California or Nevada. A friend's boyfriend was in Vegas for a bachelor party and one of the bachelor's friends had made arrangements to have a midget for the party. Apparently one of the friends freaked out and the plan was canceled.
Anywho, I haven't been able to meet my friend's initial need, which was for a male stripper for her friend's hen party. And instead I found midgets. In a part of the country miles away from said hen party.
But if you are looking for a midget stripper, the most famous one traveling the U.S. has to be Bridget the Midget. I once lived somewhere where she would visit and a friend of mine was planning an outing until she learned Bridget was pregnant.
"I can support a lot of things, but that don't feel right."
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